John is the mastermind of all things Pretty Crazed and our chief random idea guy. He concocts project ideas like most of us breathe, and a large percentage of them is hilarious. John is a worldy man who enjoys watching television (24, the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air), movies of the sort found in theaters (Adam Sandler films, Old School), and the less cinematic movies available on the Internet. John's favorite sports are soccer and tonsil hockey, and he also relishes whooping the other Pretty Crazed cast members' asses in Counter-Strike. John gets exceptional grades in school, enjoys classic and modern rock, and with a little practice beforehand, he can rock out on the accordion. He also likes chess, bowling, drawing, and making money with his various projects and his lucrative job. His enemies question his success and point to his Italian heritage as evidence of Mob connections; he contends that that is merely stereotyping and, besides, his so-called enemies are merely plot devices that Andrew made up for this paragraph. John's tongue-in-cheek personality lent itself to the creation of Pretty Crazed, which he founded with Andrew, and his unique brand of funny is the centerpiece of the Pretty Crazed experience.

Andrew is a man of extremes. Extremely intelligent, extremely funny, extremely liberal, extremely Jewish, and extremely goatee'd. Andrew grew up around computers and video games; he actually learned to read by playing RPGs on his state of the art NES. Seriously, he did. Andrew can seem to come off as a super-genius and/or social recluse, partially due to the fact that he won't restrain from unleashing his monster vocabulary on an innocent passerby, or that he can fix just about any computer for somebody who needs help (computer problems generally span from accidentally dropping an icon in the recycle bin to accidentally turning off the monitor and freaking out about how all work that was on the computer is lost). Contrary to popular belief, however, Andrew only spends about 15% of his time in his basement tinkering with machinery and playing video games. Andrew's wide variety of interests also include playing the guitar, drawing, bowling, debating, listening to and adding to his massive collection of alt-rock songs, reminding people not to call him 'Andy', pulling sweet grades in school while making a point of not studying, and getting lucky with the ladies. Andrew co-founded Pretty Crazed with John, and contributes to the site by, well, creating it, as well as playing a main role in developing ideas for the website's content.

Dave is considered the comedian of the group. With a mind like a sponge and a borderline obsessive personality, Dave certainly leaves a lasting impression on anyone who is unlucky enough to hear him quoting Futurama or Family Guy in a casual conversation. A man of many talents, Dave entertains himself by singing in his school chorus, taking part in every drama production the school puts on, watching Comedy Central, eating subway, playing in high-level tennis tournaments, listening to britpop, and keeping a solid A average in school. Dave is always quick with a joke and provides the Pretty Crazed team with plenty of fodder while working on skits for the site. What Dave lacks in computer skills and originality, he more than makes up for by being the only experienced actor of the group, a human encyclopedia of jokes, dedication to the website, and for being an all around awesome person.

Evan is Andrew's brother. Like Andrew, he rules quite a lot, sharing many of his interests and strengths. Unlike Andrew, he... uh... ok, so he's a lot like Andrew. He's great at drawing, spending much of his time doodling giraffes with trenchcoats, demons from hell, angry slug dragons, and similar fare. (He has a webcomic called Abandon All.) He also enjoys messing around with Photoshop, woodworking, video games, and world domination.

Sach is a raging Asian who loves destroying stuff. Like all Asians, he is good at math and science. Sach plays a lot of video games, and can most likely own you in any one of his choice. It is possible that he has Tourette's syndrome, and though he demonstrates many of its symptoms, he has not actually been diagnosed with this terrible and amusing disease. In his time not spent playing video games, he enjoys working at a Chinese restaurant and pwning n00bs.

Jags appears in Keybored. In his spare time, he plays bass for local band Paper Machete.

Karthik is convinced he's a general of some kind. He's Indian, and he's the man.

Tom makes a cameo in Keybored. He enjoys music and being emo.